Subject: slam forewarn

From: "Kramer Sam" <[email-masked]>
Date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:28:06 +0200

6:35am Various Audio Clips And More. Howard said that Letterman only gets like 6 million viewers on a good night so he's really not getting that many viewers.
The rest of the time he was sick. (More details later in a Brush With Greatness story).
They have almost that many people listening to satellite radio. 8:35am Howard's E-mail And More. She didn't know why she was doing that but she hopped on the machine.
Scott The Engineer's New Intern Gets Special Treatment. 6:05am Possible SIRIUS And XM Merger Questions. Howard said it's really odd to be there.
Mutt got him a blow up of a Mad magazine cover he was on and he really liked it.
6:10am Howard took a call from a guy who told Howard how great his Kimmmel appearance was. He threw the note out after telling her it was just a joke.
Howard said that he was thinking of changing his name to Howard K Stern because of all of that.
The guy said he thought Artie bombed but Howard said that he's already been booked for another appearance.
He thought their marketing strategy wasn't all that great.
9:00am Pat Cooper's Family Confront Pat On The Air.
He played the clip where she told Howard that she had been listening to him since she was 6 and was just 18 years old and in Playboy. Artie said he didn't get laid at all over vacation.
Artie told some stories about the way the fans treated him there.
Howard seemed to think that was pretty cool too.
''Sally likes 225 but not 224. Meanwhile, we had one more ''Best of 2006'' show to listen to today.
6:25am Sal's Latest Racist Comment.
Artie said he just wanted to clear his throat. Artie said that there are probably a lot of people out there who think that Howard is really Anna Nicole Smith's baby's father.
They didn't get a lot of details but Gary told Howard about how many guys there are taken with Haydn.
6:20am Sal's Apology For Racist Comments. Gary came in and said he didn't have an attitude when he first met her, but he may have one now.
Artie said that he's going out to do Letterman this week, then he's doing Kimmel and Conan within the next couple of weeks. Bobo said that Artie sat down before the host sat down and he thought that was the wrong way to do thinks. Haydn said that she would do stuff with girls in front of guys and it was kind of a threesome thing. They talked about how Al Sharpton's hair do was a tribute to James Brown and they didn't know that until they heard about Brown's death.
Scott said that he's given people tours before and has brought people into the studio before. 6:55am Hot Haydn Porter Gets RoboSpanked.