Subject: Don't get ripped off by your phermacy!

From: "Staint Jan Osp." <[email-masked]>
Date: Tue, 01 Feb 2005 16:34:14 -0800

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 tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things. The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands in times of challenge and controversy. No elected body is the country, we are the country. You and me. Us. It can only stay that way as long as we care to keep it so. Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life. Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure -- hooking up with fat, hairy girls. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. Books are the shoes with which we tread the footsteps of great minds. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? Distance between two hearts is not an obstacle; rather a great reminder of just how strong true love can be. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?